Saturdays are my day of rest and I will not be blogging. This post is just to let readers know.
I will now go out and milk the cows, collect the eggs, muck out the pig-pen, put out fresh hay for the horses, salt-licks for the cows, mow the lawn, clean the pool, sweep the tennis-court, replace the broken roof tiles and re-tile the toilet.
In the afternoon I will smoke a kilogram of hashish, wash this down with a litre of moonshine, step out to rape a few nuns, beat up the local police force and then come home to spend the rest of my quiet Saturday at home.
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