Dear God,
We will be leaving for our summer break soon.
Please help me utilize all of my senses to enjoy what You have to offer.
May I meet interesting and wonderful people.
May I not be able to read them. I mean that literally. May I meet just one attractive person without a tattoo, please!
May I not fear lightning when I’m around them because of studs, rings and other vulgar forms of body piercings.
May they be beautiful and if it’s not too much to ask... please, may the women have pubic hair?
Amen
